Meet the Wizards of the PARODY Realm
Harry Shotter
The chosen one of mixology, Harry Shotter wields his legendary wand-stirrer to craft the most spellbinding cocktails. With a flick of his wrist and a splash of fire, he conjures up concoctions that light up the night—literally! Whether you seek courage, mischief, or just a strong buzz, Harry’s got a potion for every occasion.
Rum Weasley
Always the life of the party, Rum Weasley might not be the most refined wizard, but her drinks pack a punch worthy of a potions final! Her specialty? Barrel-aged, spiced, and enchanted rum cocktails that warm the soul and loosen the tongue. When Rum’s behind the bar, you’re in for a night of laughter, storytelling, and possibly a few unexpected magical mishaps.
Her-Mai-Tai Granger
​The brightest mind in the realm of mixology, Her-Mai-Tai Granger has perfected the art of balance—both in spells and in spirits. With precise measurements and a deep knowledge of ancient cocktail grimoires, she ensures every sip is a masterpiece. If you’re after a drink that’s both potent and sophisticated, trust Her-Mai-Tai to whip up something truly magical.
Draco Malfizz
Sharp-tongued and smooth as a freshly popped bottle of bubbly, Draco Malfizz specializes in effervescent, dazzling champagne-based potions. His cocktails are as refined as they are mischievous, leaving a trail of shimmering bubbles wherever he goes. Whether he’s crafting a luxurious elixir or just making sure he's the center of attention, Draco Malfizz always delivers in style.
Professor Shake
Dark, mysterious, and an absolute master of the shaken-not-stirred arts, Professor Shake is a legend behind the bar. His potions are bold, brooding, and dangerously addictive, with flavors that linger long after the last sip. If you dare to taste the most enigmatic cocktails of the wizarding world, step up and let the Professor mix you a drink—just don’t ask what’s in it.